I have had a steady intake of both for the last four days. Oh, and percocet too. This is because I had shoulder surgery right before Christmas. I haven't done anything and have quite frankly been completely helpless and useless. I could tell you now how to catch an Alaskan King Crab (but telling gets old).
Why did I have shoulder shoulder surgery? Circa April 2005, I partook in a High School baseball game in which I made a diving catch in the outfield. I was running full speed and caught the ball with my left hand and landed on my right shoulder. I couldn't feel my right arm for a while but didn't need to get surgery. My shoulder was just loose.
Since that day until my recent surgery, I have had some silly dislocations including one involving me getting a little girl out in dodgeball on a beach in San Diego. It was not one of my prouder moments. My shoulder is allegedly fixed now according to my doctor.
If you haven't noticed yet, I put that picture there because I got a haircut. Erica did it. She's my baby.
